WHy is my kid allergic to (insert food here)?

I don't know.  I ask myself the same question everyday. Do you know? Can you tell me?  Was it something I ate when I was pregnant? The GMO's?  Was it because my husband has asthma? Did my great uncle pass on the gene to him? Was it because I ate too many or too little (insert food here) when I was breastfeeding? I don't know. Does anybody know?  I'm not an expert. I'm just dealing.  I'd love to hear what you think!
 

Are you really a mother?

Yes. I even gave birth. 3 times. One time, I even accidentally gave birth in a tub.  True story.  Has nothing to do with allergies, but it's a fun story.
 

 

 

ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE A BOOK?

Duh.  And it's going to put Martha to shame.  For clarification, I'm talking about Martha Stewart, not Martha Washington.  Scratch that I'm talking about both of them. Especially Martha Washington, I don't even think she wrote a cookbook.

 

Are you making up these Frequently asked questions?

Yes, every single one.  But if you ask a question more than once, perhaps I will add it in.  Go ahead.  Try me!  I love questions.