WHy is my kid allergic to (insert food here)?
I don't know. I ask myself the same question everyday. Do you know? Can you tell me? Was it something I ate when I was pregnant? The GMO's? Was it because my husband has asthma? Did my great uncle pass on the gene to him? Was it because I ate too many or too little (insert food here) when I was breastfeeding? I don't know. Does anybody know? I'm not an expert. I'm just dealing. I'd love to hear what you think!
Are you really a mother?
Yes. I even gave birth. 4 times. One time, I even accidentally gave birth in a tub. True story. Has nothing to do with allergies, but it's a fun story. One time I did it on purpose.
ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE A BOOK?
Duh. And it's going to put Martha to shame. For clarification, I'm talking about Martha Stewart, not Martha Washington. Scratch that I'm talking about both of them. Especially Martha Washington, I don't even think she wrote a cookbook.
Are you making up these Frequently asked questions?
Yes, every single one. But if you ask a question more than once, perhaps I will add it in. Go ahead. Try me! I love questions.